Saturday, January 5, 2013

Pretend to Portend: The NFL Playoffs

My prognostications may not have reached legendary status just yet, but those close to me can vouch for my relative prediction prowess come the NFL playoffs. So here we go. Listen to me now, believe me later.

Current record: 12-9-1

SAT 1/5
  1. CIN +4 LOSS
  2. CIN@HOU under 43 WIN
  3. GNB -8 WIN
  4. MIN@GNB under 45.5 WIN
SUN 1/6
  1. BAL -7 (-105) WIN
  2. IND@BAL over 47 LOSS
  3. SEA -3 (+105) WIN
  4. SEA@WAS under 46 WIN

SAT 1/12
  1. DEN -9 LOSS
  2. BAL@DEN under 46 LOSS
  3. SFO -3 (+105) WIN
  4. GNB@SFO under 45 LOSS
SUN 1/13
  1. SEA +3 (-125) WIN
  2. SEA@ATL under 46 LOSS
  3. HOU +9.5 LOSS
  4. HOU@NWE over 49 WIN
SUN 1/20
  1. SFO -4 PUSH
  2. SFO@ATL under 49 LOSS
  3. BAL +7.5 WIN
  4. BAL@NWE under 51.5 WIN
SUN 2/3
  1. BAL +4 WIN
  2. BAL/SFO under 48.5 LOSS

You're welcome.