Monday, January 4, 2016

Theoclyminus Five and a Half?

While I haven't exactly been living up to my Grecian forefather's predictive abilities, I am confident my NFL playoff predictions are at least slightly better than this epic fail: David Pogue's 2006 iPhone prediction (read first sentence). So, as always, listen to me now; believe me later.

Record: 16-6

Sat 1/9/2016

  1. Chefs -3 WIN
  2. Chefs/Texans under 40 WIN
  3. Bengals +2½ WIN
  4. Steelers/Bengals over 45½ LOSS

Sun 1/10/2016

  1. Seahawks -5½ LOSS
  2. Seahawks/Vikings under 41 WIN
  3. Redskins pk LOSS
  4. Packers/Redskins over 44½ WIN

Sat 1/16/2016

  1. Patriots -5 WIN
  2. Chiefs/Patriots over 43 WIN
  3. Packers +7 WIN
  4. Packers/Cardinals over 49½ LOSS

Sun 1/17/2016

  1. Panthers -1½ WIN
  2. Seahawks/Panthers under 44 LOSS
  3. Steelers +7.5 WIN
  4. Steelers/Broncos under 40 WIN

Sun 1/24/2016

  1. Broncos +3 WIN
  2. Patriots/Broncos under 44 WIN
  3. Cardinals +3 LOSS
  4. Cardinals/Panthers over 48 WIN

Sun 2/7/2016

  1. Broncos +4.5 WIN
  2. Panthers/Broncos under 45 WIN