Saturday, January 22, 2022

The Gift Horse of the Gridiron

Somewhere in Olympia during the time of Apollo, there lived a seer with a schockingly un-Greek name: Laocoön (pronounced lay-OK-oh-ahn). Well, one day he tried to warn the Trojans against accepting the wooden horse gift, but they ignored him of course, and the rest, well, is histo-- errrrrr, mythology. Anyway, ignore me like they did him, although he probably has the answers to the 2022 NFL playoffs. So, as always, listen to me now, and believe me later.

Playoff Records

2021-22: 15-11
2020-21: 10-15-1
2019-20: 14-8
2018-19: 12-9-1
2017-18: 15-7
2016-17: 9-13
2015-16: 16-6
2014-15: 7-14-1
2013-14: 12-10
2012-13: 12-9-1
Overall: 122-102-4 (54.5%)

Sat 1/15/2022

  1. Raiders +6 LOSS
  2. Raiders/Bengals under 48.5 WIN
  3. Bills -4.5 WIN
  4. Patriots/Bills under 43 LOSS

Sun 1/16/2022

  1. Eagles +7 LOSS
  2. Eagles/Buccaneers under 47 WIN
  3. 49ers +3.5 WIN
  4. 49ers/Cowboys over 51 LOSS
  5. Steelers +12 LOSS
  6. Steelers/Chiefs over 46½ WIN

Mon 1/17/2022

  1. Cardinals +4 LOSS
  2. Cardinals/Rams under 48½ WIN

Sat 1/22/2022

  1. Titans -4 LOSS
  2. Benglas/Titans over 48½ LOSS
  3. 49ers +5½ WIN
  4. 49ers/Packers under 47 WIN

Sun 1/23/2022

  1. Rams +3 WIN
  2. Rams/Buccaneers over 48 WIN
  3. Bills +3 LOSS
  4. Bills/Chiefs under 54 WIN

Sun 1/30/2022

  1. Bengals +7 WIN
  2. Bengals/Chiefs over 54 LOSS
  3. 49ers +3.5 WIN
  4. 49ers/Rams under 45½ WIN

Sun 2/13/2022

  1. Rams -4 LOSS
  2. Bengals/Rams under 48½ WIN