Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Alshon Jeffery and The Pythia-gorean Theorem

It is time to face the facts. Outside of boldly predicting the Rams would win the NFC West during the preseason at approximately 25-to-1 odds, I can't say I've had much success foretelling the ins and outs of the NFL this season at least when compared to the Ancient Greek version of the High Sparrow of Westeros: Pythia, the High Priestess of the House of Snakes. Indeed, my prophecies have generally been far worse than perhaps the most unlikely Nostradamus in professional sports, Alshon Jeffery. His ridiculous prediction could indeed come true, much like the broken clock in my basement that happens to be right twice a day. So, as always, listen to me now, and believe me later.

Record: 15-7

Sat 1/6/2018

  1. Chiefs -8 LOSS
  2. Titans/Chiefs over 44½ LOSS
  3. Falcons +6½ WIN
  4. Falcons/Rams over 48 LOSS

Sun 1/7/2018

  1. Jaguars -8 LOSS
  2. Bills/Jaguars under 39.5 WIN
  3. Panthers +6½ WIN
  4. Panthers/Saints over 48½ WIN

Sat 1/13/2018

  1. Eagles +3 WIN
  2. Falcons/Eagles under 41 WIN
  3. Patriots -13½ WIN
  4. Titans/Patriots over 47 WIN

Sun 1/14/2018

  1. Jaguars +7½ WIN
  2. Jaguars/Steelers over 41 WIN
  3. Saints +4 LOSS
  4. Saints/Vikings over 45 WIN

Sun 1/21/2018

  1. Jaguars +9 WIN
  2. Jaguars/Patriots under 46 WIN
  3. Eagles +3½ WIN
  4. Vikings/Eagles under 38 LOSS

Sun 2/4/2018

  1. Eagles +5½ WIN
  2. Patriots/Eagles under 48 LOSS

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