Thursday, January 7, 2021

This Ampyx Goes to 11

Thousands of years ago, in a world not exactly real, there was a Greek seer named Ampycus, but the world will remember him by another name: Scarface. Actually that's not true; anyone who knew him called him Ampyx, maybe Amp. He may have played guitar, but probably not. At best, he played the bouzouki. The point is we don't know much about the guy other than that he could see the future. Indeed, even Wikipedia is oddly quiet re Kyrie Ampycus: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ampyx. Either way, we know he was a seer, and he probably had the answers to 2021's NFL playoffs. Unfortunately, my Delorean doesn't go to 11, and it certainly doesn't go 88 miles per hour, so we're stuck with this. So, as always, listen to me now, and believe me later.

Playoff Records

2020-21: 10-15-1
2019-20: 14-8
2018-19: 12-9-1
2017-18: 15-7
2016-17: 9-13
2015-16: 16-6
2014-15: 7-14-1
2013-14: 12-10
2012-13: 12-9-1
Overall: 107-91-4 (54.0%)

Sat 1/9/2021

  1. Bills -6 LOSS
  2. Colts/Bills over 51 PUSH
  3. Rams +3 WIN
  4. Rams/Seahawks over 42 WIN
  5. Bucs -10 LOSS
  6. Bucs/Washington under 45 LOSS

Sun 1/10/2021

  1. Titans +3½ LOSS
  2. Ravens/Titans under 54½ WIN
  3. Saints -10 WIN
  4. Bears/Saints under 48 WIN
  5. Steelers -5 LOSS
  6. Browns/Steelers under 47½ LOSS

Sat 1/16/2020

  1. Rams +7 LOSS
  2. Rams/Packers over 45 WIN
  3. Ravens +3 LOSS
  4. Ravens/Bills under 50 WIN

Sun 1/17/2020

  1. Chiefs -10 LOSS
  2. Browns/Chiefs under 57 WIN
  3. Saints -3 LOSS
  4. Bucs/Saints under 52 WIN

Sun 1/24/2020

  1. Packers -3 LOSS
  2. Bucs/Packers under 51 LOSS
  3. Bills +3 LOSS
  4. Bills/Chiefs over 54 WIN

Sun 2/2/2020

  1. Chiefs -3 LOSS
  2. 49ers/Chiefs over 55½ LOSS

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